by Circle or Line
The story stuck me strangely. I don’t think this young woman really understands the world we are living in now.
A young woman is suing a Catholic college, Stonehill in Massachussetts, because her roommate was getting her HHS funk on every night and the college did nothing about it.
“After Stonehill administrators refused Blankmeyer’s request for a single room, the suit states, she “fell into a dark and suicidal depression requiring her to take a leave of absence from school and undergo extensive psychiatric and medical treatment.”
The suit alleges Stonehill’s actions not only deprived Blankmeyer of a reasonable living situation, but that in tolerating the alleged behavior Stonehill administrators defied standards of conduct that should have been enforced at a Roman Catholic institution”.
Sister I feel for ya, I do. But you are so behind the times. You should just count your blessings that your randy roomie doesn’t sue you back because you didn’t pay for it. Once Sebelius hears about this, they gonna come after you for the $3k a year Ho Tax. All this complaining and suing is just violating your roomie’s government subsidized constitutional right to horizontal aerobics.
On the flip side of the Ho Tax, this is the first time that liberals want to take from the inactive and give to the busy.
[This debate is] a perfect example of the distinction between a legal system rooted in principle and one based upon getting laid.
Call me an old-fashioned liberal, but it never occurred to me that one of the state’s enumerated powers was to provide me abundant sex without consequences.
Angela Morabito, Georgetown student:
Funny how the same side that cries “Get your rosaries off my ovaries” is the same side saying, “on second thought…please pay for me to have all the sex I want!” The people who espouse “pro-choice” “values” are the same people who say religious institutions have no right to choose.
Ah boy. Well, if there is one thing Flukegate has taught me so far it is that whereas being trolled merely annoys Republicans, Democrats cannot stand it. I wonder why that is.
Memo to dems – someone who has spent his entire career trolling you wants to throw you into a conniption fit.
You know, folks, millions of women enjoy sex in the back of a car. You have some women that can’t afford a car. What are we to do? What is our solution to women who prefer sex in the backseat of a car but can’t afford a car?
By the way, did you know CBS ripped me for calling Danica Patrick “a woman driver.” What is she? Is she a male driver and I’ve missed it?
Speaking of Danica Patrick:
I leave it up to the government to make good decisions for Americans.
Mmm, yes. Thank you, my dear.